I just came across these quotes after the holiday (Thanksgiving) weekend and thought they'd be fun to share.
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.” -- Frank Sinatra
"I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it." -- Rodney Dangerfield
"If your doctor warns that you have to watch your drinking, find a bar with a mirror." -- John Mooney
"My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle." -- Henny Youngman
"Being drunk is hell; getting drunk is heaven." - Kingsley Amis (English novelist)
"My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle." -- Henny Youngman
"Being drunk is hell; getting drunk is heaven." - Kingsley Amis (English novelist)
Cheers!
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