I got this from my Mom. I love it!
A woman is sitting at home on the porch with her husband, drinking a glass of wine, and she says, "I love you."
He asks, "Is that you or the wine talking?"
He asks, "Is that you or the wine talking?"
She replies, "It's me...Talking to the wine."
I hope to be professing my love to my wine later this evening. Cheers!