This made me laugh outloud.....

I got this from my Mom.   I love it!   

A woman is sitting at home on the porch with her husband, drinking a glass of wine, and she says, "I love you."
 
He asks, "Is that you or the wine talking?"

 
She replies, "It's me...Talking to the wine."


I hope to be professing my love to my wine later this evening.   Cheers!